Conversation overhead in a crowded Indio Del Taco after Coachella day 2 :

Yeoooooo bro can you imagine if we held our own music festival, but get this, instead of having it in a field or whatever we had it on a boat?? That would be craaaaaazy man.

Sometimes these ideas are the best ideas. If being trapped on a cruise ship bound for the Bahamas alongside King Khan and the Shrines is your idea of a good time, bounce on over here and get your tickets now. Only 499 left. Poster’s after the cut.